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| Some trepidation as the procedure is explained |
The government has tentatively approved the obvious next step in its Covid vaccination programme. In order to protect the unborn, men who plan to father children will be offered the opportunity to have their testicles vaccinated. In a courageous move, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care Matt Hancock has volunteered to be the first to try this new procedure. Parliamentary gossip suggests that he did not actually volunteer but the Cabinet unanimously put his name forward as the ideal test subject. Almost unanimously perhaps we should say.
I'd not vaccinate Mad Hand-on-cock's nuts, but remove them with a rusty blunt knife. It's the least he deserves for his cretinous behaviour during the last 15 months.
ReplyDeleteI can understand why he has tucked his tie into his shirt.
ReplyDeleteEd - or a rusty blunt needle so the booster vaccination can be administered.
ReplyDeleteSam - and why he is apparently asking for directions.
Why give them ideas?
ReplyDeleteWoodsy - good point, it's surprising what they'll believe.
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