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Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Pineapple juice

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Breakfast time conversation between Son and Granddaughter, aged three.

Please can I have pineapple juice Daddy?

Bet you’re hungry. What would you like to eat?

Mmm – pineapple juice please Daddy.

Okay but that’s not food. What would you like to eat?

Pineapple juice please.

Right – okay you can have some pineapple juice but what would you like to go with it?

Cup.

You win.
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7 comments:

  1. Edward Spalton19 January 2016 at 22:22

    Out of the mouths of babes and ducklings.....

    Sitting in the doctor's waiting room with my daughter, then aged about four and waiting and waiting....
    Having seen several people who had arrived after us getting called first, she announced in clear, bell-like tones
    " Now I understand why we are called PATIENTS"!

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  2. Scrobs.20 January 2016 at 07:28

    I reckon all grandchildren know much more than they're letting on...

    That's a priceless one!

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  3. Anonymous20 January 2016 at 08:01

    I agree with Michael.

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  4. Demetrius20 January 2016 at 11:17

    I assume you left out the large slug of gin.

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  5. A K Haart20 January 2016 at 11:39

    Edward - at that age they aren't too fussed about lowering their voices are they?

    Michael and Roger - so do I. That sideways glance sometimes gives them away.

    Demetrius - we have to because in winter we don't run the still in the shed. The vapours are too obvious in cold air.

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  6. missred22 January 2016 at 20:46

    I have a deaf daughter and learned very quickly that loud voices and facial expressions are one and the same

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  7. A K Haart23 January 2016 at 17:31

    missred - yes they are although it's not something I'd usually notice.

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