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Thursday, 2 May 2013

Santa dead in Derby chimney?

From the Daily Telegraph comes potentially devastating news :-

The body of a man was discovered wedged in the chimney of a Grade II listed building after staff at a solicitor's office noticed an unpleasant smell.

We can only hope he wasn't wearing a red suit and carrying a sack. Although why he'd go for a solicitor's office is anyone's guess.

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