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Sunday, 7 October 2012

The Compleet Molesworth


As any fule kno, the gratest brane in the univers is n molesworth of st custards skool. When I saw his book priced at a meer thirty shillings I thort at least I'll hav a laff and a bit of philoserfy, hem hem.

A trap for dere santa
Conoisuers of prose and luvers of literature hem-hem may not see the geenius behind simple skool tales of peason gillibrand fotherington-tomas and meny other villans, but I repli so wot - its the deep thorts that count.

Wot thorts I hear you ask with a dredful leer. The thort that when I hav read n molesworths golden words and absorbd the wisdum of that deliteful chap I can giv the book away next time Im stuck for a burthday prez.
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5 comments:

  1. Sobers7 October 2012 at 17:05

    Hello birds, hello sky, hello clouds!!!

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  2. Macheath7 October 2012 at 18:45

    An excellent piece; I hereby nominate you for the Mrs Joyful prize for raffia work.

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  3. A K Haart7 October 2012 at 19:29

    Sobers - fotherington-tomas i beleive?

    Mac - chiz.

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  4. Demetrius8 October 2012 at 14:23

    Isn't he in the Cabinet now?

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  5. A K Haart8 October 2012 at 14:42

    Demetrius - they all are!

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