tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post5965382082463452901..comments2024-03-28T19:27:59.772+00:00Comments on A K Haart: You didn’t say ‘peanut’A K Haarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05897490979828603179noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-65646443111930632252015-10-03T17:03:43.175+01:002015-10-03T17:03:43.175+01:00Michael - poor teachers can do a great deal of har...Michael - poor teachers can do a great deal of harm. Do they realise how much?I doubt it.<br /><br />Graham - they do run, but it's only a matter of time.<br /><br />Sam - there must be a comedy sketch in there.<br /><br />Demetrius - crikey that was a long time ago!A K Haarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05897490979828603179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-91852895132173919252015-10-03T14:32:59.607+01:002015-10-03T14:32:59.607+01:00We had a bubonic plague version which was done by ...We had a bubonic plague version which was done by the cry of "your're dead".Demetriushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17198549581667363991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-41015533145906105602015-10-02T20:04:46.981+01:002015-10-02T20:04:46.981+01:00I might try this technique myself, when I next req...I might try this technique myself, when I next require a little rule-circumvention.<br />"Good evening, Sir. I've just clocked you doing over fifty as you came round that bend. You braked sharply when you saw my car and the radar device, but the machine doesn't lie, Sir. Are you the owner of the vehicle?"<br /><br />"Hi, Officer. I must admit that I was doing well over thirty, but I really don't give a shit about speed limits. I might well fail a breath test too. But then again, Officer, you didn't say 'peanut', did you?"<br /><br />"Ermm...No, Sir. Fair point. Sorry to have bothered you, and I wish you a safe journey."Sam Vegahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05978971199859845931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-84575287750527479902015-10-02T19:36:04.090+01:002015-10-02T19:36:04.090+01:00"Before he could run off..... Surely that ..."Before he could run off..... Surely that cannot be right. Did you say RUN off? I don't think you realise that commending a 'tag' with runners is highly irresponsible and you cannot have considered the risk factor involved. <br /> Actually running in a playground is an extremely hazardous thing to do. What if one of the combatants fell over and slightly grazed a knee? Then what? <br />In the modern version and under elfinsayfty all taggers are required to walk quickly towards or away from one another. Not quite so exciting, and of course not fun, but the important thing is that it keeps the injury count down - which is the main thing to consider. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02538040237394820678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-62119577504670494322015-10-02T17:48:17.798+01:002015-10-02T17:48:17.798+01:00I still remember a nasty, withered bitch of a scho...I still remember a nasty, withered bitch of a school mistress, Miss Sutton from near Rye in Sussex, who definitely had her favourites at my primary school, and I was never going to be one.<br /><br />I was furious at being tagged after all sorts of shenanigans and running wild in the playground, and when I was 'tagged' by one of said favourites, I just reacted, by calling 'Had you back'!<br /><br />Ugly tortuous Bitch teacher snarled and shrieked, that 'You can't do that, haaaaah, haaah, haaah,!<br /><br />Hideous old harridan'!<br /><br />People like that were worse than those teachers in 'The Wall'!<br /><br />By Godfathers, Mr H, you've started me on the march for a large tincture immediately!Scrobs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12942449871600526680noreply@blogger.com