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Friday, 30 January 2026

Retirement Do

 


Whenever he is photographed shaking the hand of another leader, Keir Starmer always manages to look like a deputy office manager shaking the hand of the CEO at his lacklustre retirement presentation. 

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6 comments:

  1. Scrobs.31 January 2026 at 06:36

    He looks and acts more like Biden every day now...

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  2. dearieme31 January 2026 at 09:14

    The great thing with Sir Sheer Boredom is that he never disappoints. You always know that he'll put in a lousy performance.

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  3. DiscoveredJoys31 January 2026 at 09:46

    Let's have a whip round and buy him a gold (plated) watch as a retirement present. And cancel his PM's other retirement benefits.

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  4. The Jannie31 January 2026 at 10:19

    I bet that they both counted their fingers afterwards.

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  5. James Higham31 January 2026 at 10:44

    Hasn't yet walked off the end of a platform though ... as far as we know.

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  6. A K Haart31 January 2026 at 11:57

    Scrobs - yes he does, going through the motions but increasingly unconvincing.

    dearieme - his handlers must know it too. Maybe he's the only one who still doesn't see it.

    DJ - that's a good idea, a gold plated spanner would also remind him of his 'son of a toolmaker' claims.

    Jannie - but Starmer fails to notice that his watch looks slightly different.

    James - platforms probably have 'Biden rails' these days, just in case.

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