More Texts

This is strange, but perhaps not under the circumstances. I've received a few texts from the Matt Hancock trove which were passed to me by an anonymous chap calling himself Bozza.

Phone call from Chris Whitty. He says numbers have freaked so I did too. But I told him I’m onto it and I’ll speak to Boris.
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It’s a bust guys – Whitty said numbers have peaked not freaked. Time to wind it down again. Pity because I’d put a great briefing note together explaining how we’re still in control even if the numbers have freaked.
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Boris just texted me about the vacillation programme and where we are with it. I thought we were already doing it, but I’m onto it now.
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Do we need a training course for texting or do we need a training course for texting?? Of course guys - I hardly need to say it wasn’t a vacillation programme. Spike that one. 

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Another thought guys - we’ll look silly if it ever comes out how productive text got in the way of the smoothly ruining machine that is our covid response.