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Tuesday, 8 June 2021

Pistols at dawn presumably



Emmanuel Macron has been slapped across the face during a walkabout to greet voters in France today.

The assailant took the French President by the arm, appearing to stop him for a chat, before shouting: 'Down with Macronia' ('A Bas La Macronie') as he delivered the blow.

Bodyguards quickly seized upon the man and bundled him to the ground, as a member of Macron's security detail pulled the president to safety.

Surely M Macron does not intend to ignore such a challenge to his honour. Pistols or swords I'd say.
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4 comments:

  1. The Jannie8 June 2021 at 19:13

    Pistols? Swords? Real hommes throw aged Camembert!

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  2. A K Haart8 June 2021 at 20:12

    Jannie - probably quite effective if it has reached the runny, smells like a urinal stage.

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  3. Doonhamer8 June 2021 at 20:30

    I am reminded of the Monty Python fish duel or dance.
    Useful also for the fishing wrangle.
    Any search engine will find it for you.

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  4. A K Haart9 June 2021 at 18:42

    Doonhamer - ah yes I remember it well. A good way for Johnson and Macron to settle things fish related.

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