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| The River Wye in Bakewell - and some locks |
After our walk today we nipped into nearby Bakewell for a coffee. One of the bridges over the River Wye has become encrusted with love locks. As you probably know, couples buy a cheap padlock, stick their initials on it, lock it into place and chuck the keys in the river. It is supposed to be romantic. More romantic than a quick knee-trembler I suppose, but not much.
"More romantic than a quick knee-trembler I suppose, but not much."
ReplyDeleteWhere there's fuck, there's brass.
All those cheap locks weigh about a quarter of a pound.
ReplyDeleteC'maaaan structural engineers, work it out!
Splash, and then on TV for a day or so...
Might the money be better spent on chastity belts?
ReplyDeleteSam - damn, I wish I'd though of that.
ReplyDeleteScrobs - do we have enough structural engineers to go round? Perhaps a few sociologists will have to do instead.
Demetrius - maybe, but throwing away the key doesn't sound like a good move.