tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post3188563940766569057..comments2024-03-28T19:27:59.772+00:00Comments on A K Haart: Heard in the streetA K Haarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05897490979828603179noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-73354855469710317072012-09-19T20:03:40.219+01:002012-09-19T20:03:40.219+01:00Mark - as a parrot.
Sam - "...So when I get ...Mark - as a parrot.<br /><br />Sam - "...So when I get up earlier than them, I spit in all the breakfast-bowls...".<br /><br />Isn't that from the unexpurgated version of Goldilocks?A K Haarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05897490979828603179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-28985017088692351612012-09-19T18:56:58.967+01:002012-09-19T18:56:58.967+01:00I confess to loving these overheard fragments. I ...I confess to loving these overheard fragments. I hope there is a compilation somewhere (website? Christmas stocking-filler novelty book?) but of course I would be plagued with fears as to their authenticity. I read of a nice one - again, chatting women - which went "...So when I get up earlier than them, I spit in all the breakfast-bowls...".<br /><br />A beauty, heard by a colleague in a Lincolnshire pub:<br /><br />"You know that bit of skin between a woman's arsehole and her fanny?"<br /><br />"Yeah"<br /><br />"Well, it's the strongest skin in the human body!"<br /><br />"No kidding?"<br /><br />"Yeah, it's so strong you can hang a twelve-stone pig from it".Sam Vegahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05978971199859845931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2481298417819219839.post-59783892387186164482012-09-19T17:04:15.433+01:002012-09-19T17:04:15.433+01:00Sick!Sick!Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.com