What a glorious day - don’t tell me there isn’t a vengeful God you atheist curmudgeons.
He is one of the most influential MPs in the House of Commons and is currently overseeing the biggest shake-up of Britain’s prostitution laws in a generation.
But today the Sunday Mirror can reveal Keith Vaz, a married father of two, is leading a double life paying young male escorts for sex.
Mr Vaz last met two Eastern European prostitutes eight days ago, even though he is chair of a powerful parliamentary group probing vice and drugs.
Oh bliss. I went straight out and cleaned all the moss off the patio with a smile on my lips and a song in my heart.